So, I pretty much sat around all day surfing channels & drinking beer waiting for Cindy & the girls to get done at their Conference. Finally at 6:30 we grabbed a cab and went to dinner. Well, THEY ate dinner. Again, the Tall One was afraid I'd misbehave at the restaurant because I had been drinking all day, so I had to stay in the tote bag. I had to beg her to let me out to take a picture of me in front where they ate. You can tell I'm starving. And thirsty.
I shouldn't complain. I did need a nap after all that booze and the bag was comfy. Check out how I was transported for "sightseeing". College chicks are GREAT!
A couple of the girls had never been to DC just like me, so Cindy hit some of the highlights. I spotted these really big kids on the way to the White House. They were huge!
Here I am in front of the White House. The security people were eyeballing me as I sat on the fence. What did they think I was, a chicken bomb? I have feelings you know. God Bless America!
My favorite place was the WWII Memorial. It was incredible. A lot of chickens were killed for the cause. It was good to be there and reflect on all the missing peeps.
I still was a little tipsy - but wanted to go with the hot chicks to the Lincoln Memorial. Before entering, Cindy reinforced to me that I had to SHUT MY BEAK and behave. Little does she know I let out a couple of squaks anyway. The girls won't tell her, they think I'm Big Time.
I am HUGE!!
I shouldn't complain. I did need a nap after all that booze and the bag was comfy. Check out how I was transported for "sightseeing". College chicks are GREAT!A couple of the girls had never been to DC just like me, so Cindy hit some of the highlights. I spotted these really big kids on the way to the White House. They were huge!Here I am in front of the White House. The security people were eyeballing me as I sat on the fence. What did they think I was, a chicken bomb? I have feelings you know. God Bless America! My favorite place was the WWII Memorial. It was incredible. A lot of chickens were killed for the cause. It was good to be there and reflect on all the missing peeps. I still was a little tipsy - but wanted to go with the hot chicks to the Lincoln Memorial. Before entering, Cindy reinforced to me that I had to SHUT MY BEAK and behave. Little does she know I let out a couple of squaks anyway. The girls won't tell her, they think I'm Big Time. I am HUGE!!We got back around 10pm. I wanted to hang out more but the girls said they wanted to go back to their room and go to bed. EXACTLY what I was thinking. 4 chicks in one room, every chicken's dream. Mean old Cindy made me come back to her room. She thinks she's the boss of me for some reason. I need to talk to Lee about that when I get home. Tonight we're having dinner with MEA Officers at some cool restaurant. I'm sure I'll be bellied up to the bar. Again, The German thought it was necessary to talk to me about "proper behavior" when out in public. She actually threatetned to turn me into a golf club head cover like the one below if I was "bad" tonight. Unbelievable! I say it's time to stop blogging and have another beer. Peace out, -Chester
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