Well, Fans, I'm here with Cindy at the luxurious Clarion Hotel in Portland. I can't believe I'm so far away from home! I also can't believe she strapped me into her damn suitcase for the past couple of hours. I made a lot of noise and she actually threatened to turn me into Hot Wings. Wow. The nerve. I understand needing to strap it in to get through the airport security thingy tomorrow, but to travel to Portland in such confinement was a bit over the top.
Oh, well, I'm not going to argue with her. She is a very tall German.
With the last name "Fabbricatore". Go figure!
So, as you can probably tell, I'm excited about our trip to Washington, DC because I've already gotten my laptop out to post on my Blog. Do any of you have a clue as to how difficult it is to type with your toes?! I amaze myself sometimes. Of course when I post, I prefer to sit in a comfy chair and have the remote close by. I am a dude afterall, and God forbid I watch any stupid commercials!! Plus the Red Sox are on right now. I do need to email them soon and tell
someone that Manny needs a friggin' haircut. And Bartolo should go on a diet and never bat again.
This is going to be a shorter post than I planned, the Tall One is telling me to "get off the damn computer" so we can go downstairs and get some dinner so we can get back upstairs and get to sleep. We have to be at the Jetport at 4:30AM so we'll be up nice & early! I hope Mrs. Fab charged her cell phone and that the alarm will actually go off in the morning - she is a total slacker about that and shouldn't even own a cell phone. I think I'll call the front desk for a back-up wakeup call. Yeesh. I have to do
EVERYTHING!! She's lucky I'm travelling with her for cryin' out loud.
I'm looking forward to the flight on the plane, so I don't have to do all that flying myself. I'm used to cruising around Maine but going to DC would make my chicken wings too tired.
Catch ya'll later - if Cindy lets me have any free time tomorrow (she is pretty freakin' strict you know...) I will definitely post something from DC! Peace out, Chet
I think you owe Mrs. Fab an apology. I'm sure she strapped you into her suitcase in order to keep you safe while you were in the car since a normal seatbelt could leave you flapping all over the place. Aslo, considering that you are a dude and all, I'm surprised that you aren't using your pecker (oops, I meant beak)to type out your comuter postings instead of your toes!
ReplyDeleteHave fun in D.C. and try to stay out of trouble. I'd hate to hear that you ended up in some sort of stew, legal or otherwise.
I was going to say something funny, but how do I follow that?!
ReplyDeleteWow. I am speechless!
-lee
If you know what's best you'll do what she says, she knows some great recipes for chicken. And Chet, you best keep your "talons" to your self, you would be the first chicken I've choked.
ReplyDeleteBig Daddy